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drunk driving

  • 15-08-2001 3:01pm
    #1
    dannyd20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭


    A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when
    he's pulled over by the Police.
    The police officer approaches him and asks:

    "Have you been drinking Sir"?

    "Why"? asks the man, "Was I all over the road"?

    "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was
    the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me
    suspicious."


Comments

  • #2
    Trojan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,414 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    Oh gawd, now that's a funny one smile.gif

    How true...

    Al.

    🎙️ The Recognized Authority Podcast



  • #3
    swiss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭swiss


    lol biggrin.gif Very good, may have heard it before somewhere but doesn't matter... still a good 'un.


  • #4
    rymus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    bravo old boy, bravo smile.gif


  • #5
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol plyd


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