classic: larry just a minute quiz

dannyd20

Some classic answers from Larry's Just-a-minute quiz. ("The questions didn't suit you today. . . . . ")
Actual answers given to the bould Larry Gogan (Irish Radio Presenter).

Something a blind man might use?
A Sword

A Song with the word Moon in the title?
Blue Suede Moon

Name the Capital of France?
F

Name a bird with a long Neck?
Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
A burglar

Where is the Taj Mahal?
Opposite the Dental Hospital

What is Hitlers first name
Heil

As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint * think of my name)
A pig in ****

Some famous brothers
Bonnie and Clyde.

A dangerous race
The Arabs

Something that floats in a bath
Water

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse

Something you wear on a beach
A deckchair

A famous Royal
Mail

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings

A famous bridge
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

Something a cat does
Goes to the Toilet

Something you do in the bathroom
Decorate

A method of securing your home
Put the kettle on

Something associated with pigs
The Police

A sign of the Zodiac
April

Something people might be allergic to
Skiing

Something you do before you go to bed
Sleep

Something you put on walls
A roof

Something Slippery
A conman

A kind of ache
A fillet of fish

A Jacket Potato topping
Jam

A food that can be brown or white
A potato

A famous Scotsman Jock
Vinnie Jones

Something you open other than a door
Your bowels

Larry: Famous sports commentator?
Female contestant: No response
Larry: Something you might suck on!
Female contestant: Dickie Davis
Correct answer: Murray Walker

And in reply from a man who got none of the answers right:
Larry - Ah sure the questions didn't suit you today
Entrant - **** off Larry, you're nothing but an ould ****** anyway

Enygma

A buddy of mine was on that quiz a few years ago. He got really nervous and started getting all the answers wrong.
The one I remember the most was:
Finish this saying; When the cat's away, the mice will......

Pass.

We were in stitches on the floor behind him, the poor *******. Got a hamper for his troubles tho

dannyd20

one of those oldies but goodies !!

stu_69

this must go down as the most emailed and posted joke/spoof ever.