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Internets gender proven

  • 13-08-2001 1:09pm
    #1
    Catch_22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 432 ✭✭


    The Code Red worm is known to operate only from the 1st to 20th of each
    month, after which it launches a (so far broken) attack on US government
    computers. What this means for most of us is that it only plays havoc with
    our bandwidth for 20 days a month. Or, as a sysadmin at work remarked to me,
    'It's that time of month'.

    The Internet now has a time of month. The Internet is female. And, as
    her 'time of month' lasts 20 days out of every 30, she's a *real ******.


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  • #2
    Gibo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭Gibo


    only to the 19th actually. but here is a good article on it:
    http://www.systemhouse.com/support/alerts/codered.html
    Of All the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most! ;)
    Skribbles


  • #3
    Scrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭Scrap


    apparently i have finished the internet, was at a website yesterday that told me so.. "You have finished the internet, congratulations" ...i was well pleased ..now im onto "Internet Returns" -- this should take me a year or two to finish ...after that, i am officially a GEEK! biggrin.gif


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