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Made me chuckle

  • 10-08-2001 3:17pm
    #1
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at
    his watch for a moment.

    The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
    "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

    Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

    The lady says, what's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

    Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."


    All the best!
    Dav
    @B^)
    So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
    [honey i] violated [the kids]
    When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.


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