Wish thread

Kio

post your wish on boards.ie and a genie called ecksor should grant it

amp

I wish Kio's signature was smaller and complied with the signature rules.

Rossonero

I wish I could be granted 1,000,000 wishes

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Yeah

(chorus)
(skee-lo)
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala

(skee-lo)
I wish i was like six-foot-nine
So i can get with leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know i see her all the time
Everywhere i go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause i know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am i gonna compete with that
Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So i just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! i never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me i get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And i been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad i came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when i asked her out she said i wasn't her type

(chorus)
(skee-lo)
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala

(skee-lo)
I wish i had a brand-new car
So far, i got this hatchback
And everywhere i go, yo i gets laughed at
And when i'm in my car i'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See i can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' i 'm a figaro
When i'm in my car i can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise crenshaw on sunday
Well then i'ma have to get in my car and go
You know i take the 110 until the 105
Get off at crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

(chorus)
(skee-lo)
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala

(skee-lo)
Hey, i wish i had my way
Cause everyday would be a friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names little mookie, big al, lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how i feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See i go simple, i go easy, i go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat

(chorus)
(skee-lo)
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
Yeah

You know, you know, you know skee-lo
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
You know, you know, you know skee-lo
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
You know, you know, you know skee-lo
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
You know, you know, you know skee-lo
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller

Plunky

I wish people wouldn't judge me so much - especially about my interpersonal decisions...

tSubh Dearg

I wish I had a job, preferably a cool one!

*adele*

i wish i was not in school...

Zombienosh

i wish i had a singer

*adele*

for?

Zombienosh

my band?

*adele*

oh cool

koneko

amp wrote:

I wish Kio's signature was smaller and complied with the signature rules.

Ditto, and also less...... scary

jezza

I Wish I Could Rule The Country And Be 21 So I Could Do What I Want. I Wish They Took Boring Stuff Of The Tely And I Wish Girls Aloud Would Go Away. I Wish Everyone Would Be Happy Clappy, Schhol Was None Existant Parents Trust Me. Wish I Could Have The Spare Room For My Clothes. Wish They Banned The Colour Orange And The Royal Family. And I Wish I Didnt Sleep Walk So I Wouldnt Fall Down The Stair. I Wish My Bothers Wre Normal And Not Found In A Lucky Bag....
Thats It For The Moment

The Fitz

I wish I hadn't got specs

tSubh Dearg

jezza wrote:

...And Be 21 So I Could Do What I Want...

unfortunately it doesn't work out like that. I'm 23 and I still can't do what I want

but I do wish I had a little more money, not a lot more just maybe a grand more then I'd be sorted

Sarky

I wish, to be a dish.

Chad ghostal

I wish my ears would stop ringing...

Sarky

Block their number from your phone.

Rozabeez

I wish i msn wasnt messed up on me

wayfarer

I wish I were dead... Meh, *shrug* maybe not.

simu

I wish ee wash ee.

Kio

i changed my signature and sorry for it being creepy not my intention
i wish for a cuckoo's nest web site

Santa Claus

OK,
According to the Wishgranters Union code, only Myself, the Easter Bunny, the Toothfairy and a maximum of 7 designated genies at any one time (Of which ecksor is not one) are allowed to grant wishes.

If we hear of ecksor granting any of these wishes, he will be branded a Wish granting scab and we will picket his house !!!!!!

Santa

smoke.me.a.kipper

ive always wanted to wear something thats been ironed.

sanncoo

I wish my house would tidy itself....

*runs to lab to work on monster self cleaning house machine












*cackles while working

Chad ghostal

i wish there was a de-cackler..to remove the cackling sounds from my lovely silence.. my neighbours are big cacklers..
thats what you get when you buy a house in ...uh...evil scientist street...






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Stalfos

I wish i was roling around in cash in instead of s***e

or turn the s***e into cash

Kio

i wish santa was nice

Santa Claus

Kio wrote:

i wish santa was nice

Kio, I am nice.
You know perfectly well why you got that coal for Christmas !!!!!!

Winters

I wish I could still get paid but not have to go into work everyday ...

Afternoon wow would be nice

Santa Claus

Winters wrote:

I wish I could still get paid but not have to go into work everyday ...

Afternoon wow would be nice

It is not enough for you that you get paid for just attending the office without having to do any work ??????


Otherwise you could get employed by the goverment as a dole tester. You only have to go in to work briefly once a week to make sure the money distribution system works and then you can go home again.
From what I hear the pay is pretty lousy though !

Winters

:rolleyes: