Little Johnny & trapped on an island

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left." "None," replied Johnny, "'cause the rest would fly away." "Well the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."



The Island
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Kiwi men and 1 Kiwi woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere...

The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
"menage a trois"

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with
the German woman

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning
and cooking for them

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman

The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman
and started swimming.

The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman
keeps on *****ing about her body being her own and the true nature of
feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

The Australians are all ****ers, so who cares?

The two Kiwi men start searching the island for sheep while the woman gets
friendly with a big banana she's found.

The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up
a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets
sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but happily, at
least they know the English aren't getting any...