Laughter - the best medicine!!

dannyd20

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been
in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to
rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing
this, she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a
good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right
breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and
rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife
also.

The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral
sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act
and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes
in then comes out about five minutes later white as a sheet
and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what
happened to which the man replies:

"She choked."

Shagus

/me pulls his walking stick to his side.

"I'm not that old thats thats a new joke again?! doh!"