The Birds And The Bees Talk

The Bollox

firstly, I'm not sure if this topic belongs here, or in personal issues, so if it should be in the other, please move it

anyway, I was just wondering if anyone here has had that little chat with their parent(s), I haven't and I am damn glad about it, but has anyone else, and if they have, is it as bad as it seems?

tSubh Dearg

I didn't so much get the birds and the bees talk, mine was more about "protection"

Mum: I hope you're being careful
Me: mumble mumble
Mum: remember you can always tell me or your dad anything, we don't mind if you get pregnant, just don't get any nasty diseases!

Now while all of this information is nice to know it was highly embarrassing for me as my boyfriend was in the hall just outside of the room where this talk was talking place, loudly I've never been so bright red in my life.

chrismon

i didnt thank god

chrismon

but i did however get it from my girlfriends mum :eek:

StupidLikeAFox

well one day in the back garden there was a load of baby-grows hanging on the line, and my da turns to me and says ''take a good long look at that. i NEVER want to see that again, alright?'' I burst out laughing but in retrospect it did scare the bejesus outta me. That was pretty much it though

GraveRobber

nah never told anything except " YOU GET SOMEONE PREGNANT AND I WILL CUT IT OFF" - not 2 shure what it is tho....

KdjaCL

ColHol wrote:

well one day in the back garden there was a load of baby-grows hanging on the line, and my da turns to me and says ''take a good long look at that. i NEVER want to see that again, alright?'' I burst out laughing but in retrospect it did scare the bejesus outta me. That was pretty much it though

/me takes note for future talks


kdjac

Talliesin

Week before going to college:

"I don't want paternity suits coming through that door."

I think she figured between my interests in science and arthouse cinema I'd managed to work the rest out.

Ajnag

Bird's...
Bee's...
Sex...
:eek:
Cant say Ive ever seen it. Any photos?

humanji

Never got it myself, but my Dad told me that when he went to tell my brother, he ended up telling him there's no Santa!

Kain

I've never had the talk with my parents, but i do remember asking a few questions about contraception, i guess that was their idea of having the talk with me, let me find out and ask the questiosn and they'll answer.

Pinkchick03

I had "the talk" with my mum when I was about 11. I thought it was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!!!!! Every so often the parents say "I hope you're being careful" see my sis got preggers a few years back - so they don't want me making same mistake!

azezil

10yrs old... in graphic detail.


*eye twitch*

Linoge

azezil wrote:

10yrs old... in graphic detail.


*eye twitch*

You mean they used pictures! I hope they didn't print them off the web! www.horseporn.com :eek:

Pinkchick03

Just on this subject - my niece (6) knows where she came from - not all the gorey details of the birds and the bees - but she knows she was in my sisters tummy and knows where she came out!! She said one day when she was 3 (i know v young) that it was dark in there! LOL!