Chewing Gum

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An Irishman is having his beakfast tea,sausages, bread, butter, jam, etc)
when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Irishman ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: You Irish folk eat the whole bread???

Irishman (in a bad mood): Of course.

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into Cookies and sell them to Ireland.

The American has a smirk on his face. The Irishman listens in silence.

The American persists: D'ya eat jelly with the bread??

Irishman : Of Course.

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). We don't.
In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Ireland.

The Irishman then asks: Do you have sex in the States??
American: Why of course we do, the American says with a big smirk.

Irishman : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them??

American: We throw them away, of course.

Irishman : We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a container, recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United
States.

Loco

lol

Sandy

We have our own version here. Compare.

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a
diner when an American man, chewing and snapping his gum sat down next to
him.

The Canadian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a
conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole
bread?" The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his
breakfast, and replied, "Of course. The American blew a huge bubble.
"We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect
in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them
to
Canada."

The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, the
Canadian replied, "Of course."

Cracking him gum between his teeth, the American said. "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,
and leftovers in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Canada."

The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American
smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to him
and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course."

Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put
them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell
them to the United States."