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dannyd20 · 2001-07-26 23:48:00

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following…

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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very
much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually,
the
woman never achieves orgasm.

Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to
ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
following suggestion:

"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love,
have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife
fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome
young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.
But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi,
"let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife
and
you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into
bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man
gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an
enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly,....."You see, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

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