Tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/25/breast_shape/

* Melons: A woman with large, round breasts "likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired, but seldom likes sex," says Lorenzi.
* Grapefruit: "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
* Pears: "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
* Pineapples: "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
* Oranges: "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
* Lemons: "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
* Cherries: They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex."

That's right - the shocking conclusion of Lorenzoni's study is that women don't like sex very much and the form and volume of their assets makes little or no difference in the matter.

Having said that, there is another possible explanation, and one favoured by our own Lucy Sherriff: that women do not want to have sex with Piero Lorenzoni and he has not realised that this may not apply to other males.

'suppose someone could do a poll/research into this vitally important area..

Shrimp

No doubt this is an excuse for the women of boards.ie to post pics of there breasts. People will try anything...

JackKelly

dammit, capt, he cracked your code

Agent Smith

well, all the girls in my class last year were flat chested and bitches.....


explains it

Doper Than U

What sort of breast shape is pineapples ???

iguana

Doper Than U wrote:

What sort of breast shape is pineapples ???

I was just wondering the same thing

Canis Lupus

Doper Than U wrote:

What sort of breast shape is pineapples ???

Possibly the same shape as a pineapple? (maybe even including the leafy bit)

cajun_tiger

so how do we test this??

The_B_Man

ok ill post pictures of my tits then we can develop a personality test for man boobs!

The_Conductor

cajun_tiger wrote:

so how do we test this??

Lol, the temptation to put up a genuine suggestion.......... must not obey......... stoppit!!!

OLDYELLAR

The_B_Man wrote:

ok ill post pictures of my tits then we can develop a personality test for man boobs!

now theres an idea

AARRRGH

As much as I love crazy generalizations, this one is totally bull****.

stagolee

Grapefruit? Pineapples? how sure are we this lorenzi guy didn't just get drunk and try to have his way with the fruit n' veg stand in tescos

Gilgamesh

cajun_tiger wrote:

so how do we test this??

Aaahhh, Caj, if you need help judging yours, then just PM me a picture

Doodee

I've been with melons before.

mmmmm, breakfast

Gilgamesh

Doodee wrote:

I've been with melons before.

mmmmm, breakfast

Honey or Water?

cajun_tiger

water melons would be a bit too much

Gilgamesh

cajun_tiger wrote:

water melons would be a bit too much

totally agree.

cajun_tiger

personally i like a frim large grapefruit, pink....

Gilgamesh

cajun_tiger wrote:

personally i like a frim large grapefruit, pink....

mmmmm.... pink grapefruit......... and frim aswell, hehe :eek:

definition 'Frim':

Flourishing; thriving; fresh; in good condition; vigorous

monkeyfudge

Gilgamesh wrote:

mmmmm.... pink grapefruit......... and frim aswell, hehe :eek:

definition 'Frim':

Flourishing; thriving; fresh; in good condition; vigorous

Well it makes more sence than 'Firm'

I got this:

A commercial partnership of two or more persons, especially when unincorporated

Maybe my dictionary is broken...

Gilgamesh

monkeyfudge wrote:

definition 'Frim':

A commercial partnership of two or more persons, especially when unincorporated

Maybe my dictionary is broken...

http://onlinedictionary.datasegment.com/word/frim

maybe you should

][cEMAN**

agent smith wrote:

well, all the girls in my class last year were flat chested and bitches.....


explains it

You're not at an all boys school are you? Wouldn't be the first time you've made a mistake like this.

cajun_tiger wrote:

so how do we test this??

I think the general consensus is that you get 'em out, then we tell you how much of a b1tch you are....or not

^^j/k btw

cajun_tiger

well i know i'm a b!tch... so if thats all its good for i wont bother posting a pic

Gilgamesh

cajun_tiger wrote:

well i know i'm a b!tch... so if thats all its good for i wont bother posting a pic

as allready said, if you need opinion, then PM me,

Piste

No-one's said what 'Pineapples' are now......

Only Human

What about fried eggs?