When your hungover

joejoem

This is how I feel when I wake up after a night on the piss

1) "hmm Im not hungoversss at all" but in truth Im still locked, allways allways, I wake up still locked

2) Hungry as fúck, no matter how many kebabs I ate the night before

3) Then comes the pain, I eat too much and sit down to watch a dvd and feel like my stomach is about to explode

4) then comes the dehidration - you drink and drink tea, but your mouth maintains that cotton feeling.

5)My speach dissapears - I realise I havnt spoken in a few hours and when I go to speak I have no control over my tounge and speach

6) Ive been holding off on smoking because I know it will make me feel worse, but I try to smoke and immediatly I need to poo

7) I decide to have a pint, it must make you feel better, four pints later I feel a bit better but when I look in the mirror, well I look hungover

8) The farts are so bad, oh my god so bad, and so many

Blisterman

And you decide, that you'll never get drunk again. Every Time.

sailorboy

im a bit hung over me self this morning
i read somwhere that a fry up is the best .
or the hair of the dog.
but really 2 pints of water . does me before i sleep....
i think its a case of different people have different methods..

joejoem

what the hell is with that gay picture?

-oRnein9-

A nice greasy fry and a hot shower good as new.

I am MAN

A **** is a must.

azezil

I can't jerk off if I drink red wine... vodka on the other hand makes me randy*








*i drink a lot of vodka

[Jackass]

joejoem wrote:

This is how I feel when I wake up after a night on the piss

1) "hmm Im not hungoversss at all" but in truth Im still locked, allways allways, I wake up still locked

2) Hungry as fúck, no matter how many kebabs I ate the night before

3) Then comes the pain, I eat too much and sit down to watch a dvd and feel like my stomach is about to explode

4) then comes the dehidration - you drink and drink tea, but your mouth maintains that cotton feeling.

5)My speach dissapears - I realise I havnt spoken in a few hours and when I go to speak I have no control over my tounge and speach

6) Ive been holding off on smoking because I know it will make me feel worse, but I try to smoke and immediatly I need to poo

7) I decide to have a pint, it must make you feel better, four pints later I feel a bit better but when I look in the mirror, well I look hungover

8) The farts are so bad, oh my god so bad, and so many

LoL, deffanatly some simularities...1-6 exactly how i feel this morning, was my birthday party last night except when the drunkeness wares off (not yet ), i get an intense headache, (it's in the post ). For some weird reason i always[/d] wake up early after a night on the p!ss!! even though i go to bed late...which attributes to me being incapable of aything for the entire day.....im just gonna stay in bed :rolleyes:

joejoem wrote:

what the hell is with that gay picture?

rofl!!

Renegade_Archer

Yeah thats weird, if Ive been pissed the night before, I'll generally wake up around 9am like clockwork... a pint or two of water before hitting the sack generally keeps the worst of the symptoms away though....

skywalker

joejoem wrote:

2) Hungry as fúck, no matter how many kebabs I ate the night before

thats because if you eat last thing at night your body uses more energy digesting the food, or something to that effect.

i find if you can force yourself to drink 2 pints of water before you go to sleep (you probly will have to force the 2nd one) then the hangover wont be 1/2 as bad in the morning.

DEmeant0r

I find I don't have much of an appetite the morning after. I try to eat breakfast but end up nearly getting sick.

Chinafoot

1) wake up
2)check i know where i am
3)realise mouth is like the sahara
4)turn pillow over to the cold side
5)lie there for a few minutes to suss out how bad the damage is
6)feel ok until it comes time to get up
7)stumble to the bathroom
8)have a cold shower
9)get back into bed
10)see if mother will have enough pity to make a fry
11)if not, have a packet of tayto, an ice-cream (preferably a golly-bar) and a bottle of coke
12)watch tv all day with an enormous sense of self pity and swear that that amount of alcohol will never be drunk again
13)answer the phone and get roped into doing it all again that night.

Lord Nikon

My cures,

1. Big dirty fry
2. Coca cola
3. Yet more beer
4. Bed
6. Chicken curry.

Only Human

Throwing everything back up seems to work the best for me followed by pint after pint of water. Then stuff your face with a fry. Don't eat the fry unless you have puked EVERYTHING up otherwise the fry will most likely be thrown up aswell.

PlasseyMinstrel

A fry, some fresh air and a walk - you kill 3 birds with the one stone if you walk to a shop and buy a breakfast roll.

A pint or two of water before bed is always a good idea and stay in bed all morning if you can. The earlier you wake up the more of it you have to endure.

Drink Coke if you need to do something the next day, its pretty good at rehydrating, helps settle the stomach and the caffeine wakes you up pretty effectively.

The original post mentioned dehydration not being cured by tea - that's because tea dehydrates you further!

sanncoo

hangover depends on the type of drink I've had the night before and if I've mixed my drinks....

1. open one eye slowly
2. Open 2nd eye even more slowly
3. Turn to lie on side
4. If adverse reaction in stomach region revert to lying on back
5. Find spot on wall and stare until stomach settles down
6. Get up gingerly
7. Go to toilet
8. Realise am naked, so look for dressing gown
9. Realise no-one else in bed, so why naked????
10. Dismiss all thoughts as head hurts
11. Head down stairs and put on slice of toast
12. If smell of toast induces nausea - head back to bed

Chicky

My new hangover cure is drink a bottle of green BPM - can't imagine drinkin it sober though!!!! If i don't get to drink a glass of water before bed i'm drinkin water all the following day or lucozade sport

D'associashun

Drinking a pint or 2 of water before bed definitely does no harm. Then drag yourself up the next morning as early as possible - youre only prolonging the agony staying in bed. Have a shower and a good ****e. Drink loads of water and eat something substantial. Then have a few smokes if your out in the fresh air. Keep talking to as many people as possible so as yor brain doesnt have time to vegetate. This will only minimise the symptoms- you cannot eliminate them.

Chicky

sanncoo wrote:

hangover depends on the type of drink I've had the night before and if I've mixed my drinks....

8. Realise am naked, so look for dressing gown
9. Realise no-one else in bed, so why naked????

LOL @ so why naked!!!

sailorboy

bulmers kills me alltogether.stomic mouth head....
the guiness just makes me feel full and lots of wind and realy smelly farting next day.
but the shorts seem to be grand.
the wine just makes me go gaga.. esp red..........never remember a dam thing to be honest so i just steer clear of it.

D!ve^Bomb!

i don't drink... ha ha!!! suckers..

Gothic Warrior

Demeant0r wrote:

I find I don't have much of an appetite the morning after. I try to eat breakfast but end up nearly getting sick.

Yeah, but you look like a chimp, so you react differently to humans.

bounty

my cure is to start drinking glasses of water every few minutes, for an hour or two before bed, the longer you spread it out the better

i found this method easier when drinking spirits, as i can start drinking the water whenever

evillive

neuromancer wrote:

My cures,

1. Big dirty fry
2. Coca cola
3. Yet more beer
4. Bed
6. Chicken curry.

ok neuro - do we want to know what number 5 is and the last time i was pissed and went to bed and then had the chicken curry i woke up and thought i'd shat all over the sheets

TEA is the cure before you go to bed, unless you get lucky and find some activities to burn the alcohol off,
hmmm seem to be drinking a lot of tea recently

and milk or a couple of those yogurt drinks before you go out does the trick for me - my method has taken years of obscene hangovers to perfect

sailorboy

D!ve^Bomb! wrote:

i don't drink... ha ha!!! suckers..

well we may be suckers
but your missing all the fun sucker....

lol..
life is there to be lived...

D!ve^Bomb!

sailorboy wrote:

well we may be suckers
but your missing all the fun sucker....

lol..
life is there to be lived...

and drinkin is the way to live? man that is the most pathetic statement i have EVER ****in heard.. get yourself a life

Lord Panic

Water before ya go to bed, and if ya can handle it, one of whatever ya were drinking last night! But if its bad enough to want to try that, its not very likely ya'll be able to handle it!

littlejay

i think sailorboy was just messing ,
i know him .
i think you got to lighten up.
him and random_task are always teasin guys on here.
we all have no inhabitions while drinking . but have to pay the piper
as such the next morning

id be more of a binge drinker
1 good night on the razz every now and then.
not a big beliver in going out late say ten o clock and skulling down a few beers before closing ,like a few people i know
watch a game of footie ,like today chelsea v lpool on sky few buds and chill. at me own pace..

Gothic Warrior

D!ve^Bomb! wrote:

and drinkin is the way to live? man that is the most pathetic statement i have EVER ****in heard.. get yourself a life

I agree. Drinking in pubs and clubs in Dublin (and most other places) sucks for at least 10 good reasons:

1) It's too expensive, and a waste of money.
2) Most pubs and clubs are too hot.
3) Most pubs and clubs play shít music.
4) You have to yell to be heard.
5) It's full of knobends, and people you would never hang out with.
6) People aren't cool or funny when they're drunk - most of them are just spas. How is that fun?
7) You have to queue at the bar for ages.
8) You can't get a cab home for hours.
9) It messes up your liver.
10) You feel like shít the next day.

There are LOTS of much better ways to have fun, but most people are too shallow to see them. Suckers.
"Football and beer - weyhey!" - I feel sorry for you.

1 good night on the razz

It's words like "Razz" that make you a bellend.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

*points at his sig*

yeah baby!

StupidLikeAFox

Gothic Warrior wrote:

I agree. Drinking in pubs and clubs in Dublin (and most other places) sucks for at least 10 good reasons:

1) It's too expensive, and a waste of money.
2) Most pubs and clubs are too hot.
3) Most pubs and clubs play shít music.
4) You have to yell to be heard.
5) It's full of knobends, and people you would never hang out with.
6) People aren't cool or funny when they're drunk - most of them are just spas. How is that fun?
7) You have to queue at the bar for ages.
8) You can't get a cab home for hours.
9) It messes up your liver.
10) You feel like shít the next day.

There are LOTS of much better ways to have fun, but most people are too shallow to see them. Suckers.
"Football and beer - weyhey!" - I feel sorry for you.



It's words like "Razz" that make you a bellend.

Wow, i bet your great craic to be with on a night out

petes

I am absolutely wrecked today. Had about 20 missed calls on the phone when I woke up. Girlfriend was ringing the doorbell(its loud) never even heard it. Water before bed is good but who can ever remember to do it. Im usually too locked to do it. Milk is good before you go out. Lines the stomach.

DEmeant0r

Gothic Warrior wrote:

Yeah, but you look like a chimp, so you react differently to humans.

Oh no! An unprovoked attack on the internet by a newbie with wit as dry as ice.

1. That photo is 5 years old.
2. If you've a problem with me say it to my face, but you'll have to come to Galway.

magick

oh and taking that massive the day after , great feeling !

ferdi

easy tiger

Gothic Warrior

Demeant0r wrote:

1. That photo is 5 years old.
2. If you've a problem with me say it to my face, but you'll have to come to Galway.

1) So you still look like a chimp, but 5 years older?
2) I don't have a problem with you - I don't even know you. I just said you look funny.

Gothic Warrior

ColHol wrote:

Wow, i bet your great craic to be with on a night out

You'll never know, because I don't hang with boggers. They can't keep up with my quick wit.

spunkymunky

Them life line tablets are suppose to be good. Take after your second drink and your head is suppose to right in the morning. My brother swears by them.
Failing that, ice cream is good for a hangover. It replaces some chemical you lose from boozing. Does the job nicely

joejoem

I am so hungover, Come on Ireland! Will somebody please press fast forward on today.

Spalk0

joejoem wrote:

I am so hungover, Come on Ireland! Will somebody please press fast forward on today.

Gladly!

Damn button wont work! :mad:

Would help if i didnt have to answer the phone as chirply as i could!

joejoem

Spalk0 wrote:

Gladly!

Damn button wont work! :mad:

Would help if i didnt have to answer the phone as chirply as i could!

Me too! I feel like just letting the phone ring out. I wish I could pull a sicky.