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<regi> "what's the stupidest thing you've found boards to be #1 in google for ireland

25-02-2005 2:12pm

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<regi> "what's the stupidest thing you've found boards to be #1 in google for ireland"

* Thaedydal goes to google.ie to see if the phrase spots on my penis gets a boards.ie in the top 10 hits
<Thaedydal> yup listings 2 and 3 are boards.ie
<Thaedydal> wonder if it is there for bobbies too
<Thaedydal> first two listing for irland for boobies are boards.ie
<Thaedydal> and 2nd out of 3 for mansex

Can anyone find a boards.ie term or other werid and silly thing and get a first listing hit from google.ie pages from Ireland or better yet the rest of the web.

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#2 25-02-2005 2:15pm

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Gay hair is only number 2. Come on!

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#3 25-02-2005 3:01pm

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Smelly armpit...:rolleyes:

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#4 25-02-2005 3:11pm

Cal

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Rep Points or TBPH
& get this Stupid Mods . Don't shoot me I'm only the messanger. And to balance things Nice Mods
Cal.

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#5 25-02-2005 3:14pm

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azezil is a good one, didn't really see much else except for Az's comments

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#6 25-02-2005 3:46pm

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nick would be like cheating and you have to post what result you get.

imho gest a boards.ie hit at no 5 on the google.ie listing

Freemasons gets a listing at 3 and 4

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#7 25-02-2005 3:53pm

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Meh.........

............first and second.

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#8 25-02-2005 4:26pm

Cal

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Regi wrote:

Gay hair is only number 2. Come on!

Ah! but if searched as Gay hair you get One and Two.

Cal.

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#9 25-02-2005 4:34pm

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http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&q=%22sex+wee%22&btnG=Search&meta=cr%3DcountryIE

sex wee

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#10 25-02-2005 4:36pm

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Number 2 for
"a little pee came out"

(number 1 is France Automatismes)

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#11 25-02-2005 4:38pm

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lol

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#12 25-02-2005 4:52pm

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Ironically enough, a search for stupid threads ireland gets us in at number two....

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#13 25-02-2005 5:01pm

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Blisterman is number 1. Of course. I also found a page on neuro's blog saying how much he hates my name.

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#14 25-02-2005 5:10pm

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Also David Hasselhoff.

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#15 25-02-2005 5:13pm

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Yore Ma

and for the gay hair brigade above:

ghey hair

also

dickface

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#16 25-02-2005 5:33pm

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Regi wrote:

Gay hair is only number 2. Come on!

Used to be number 1 even if you didn't restrict it to Ireland. We're losing our grip on the gay hair market.

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#17 26-02-2005 12:35am

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cookoos nest

http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=cookoos+nest&btnG=Search&meta=cr%3DcountryIE

chuckies, gets on the front page in internetional and number one for sites in ireland

w00tage

http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=w00tage&btnG=Search&meta=cr%3DcountryIE

atari jaguar

http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=atari+jaguar&btnG=Search&meta=cr%3DcountryIE

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#18 26-02-2005 12:50am

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Hugh Hefner

Wow! I'm famous. :cool:

Plus, my thread is 10th on the entire internet if you type "Hugh Hefner Ireland".

Sweet.

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#19 26-02-2005 12:54am

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nipple

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#20 26-02-2005 12:57am

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Agent smith

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#21 26-02-2005 1:04am

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muppet only gets us 3rd, and thats a Boards Wiki hit

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#22 26-02-2005 1:07am

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Now i'll have to explain to my mam why "a little pee came out" pops down in the search field in google when she presses it

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#23 26-02-2005 1:12am

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http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&q=Shrimp&meta=cr%3DcountryIE

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#24 26-02-2005 1:12am

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Blisterman wrote:

Also David Hasselhoff.

"David Hasselhoff for Pope" is No. 1 from the main Google page.

An Oscar and the papacy within the next few days is a distinct possibility.

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#25 26-02-2005 1:14am

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Shrimp wrote:

http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&q=Shrimp&meta=cr%3DcountryIE

Yay, a page and card I made is famous

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#26 26-02-2005 1:28am

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Hugh Hefner wrote:

Hugh Hefner

Wow! I'm famous. :cool:

Plus, my thread is 10th on the entire internet if you type "Hugh Hefner Ireland".

Sweet.

Bet this means you're going to get laid more often

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#27 26-02-2005 1:35am

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Im the number 1 blisterman in the world, and there are others.

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#28 26-02-2005 12:50pm

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I'm disappointed to say that "my arse is not a portal of joy" didn't feature.

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#29 26-02-2005 6:04pm

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mycroft wrote:

Bet this means you're going to get laid more often

That sounds like an offer to me.

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#30 26-02-2005 6:13pm

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damn i only got fifth tba

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#31 26-02-2005 7:59pm

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Minesajackdaniels wrote:

I'm disappointed to say that "my arse is not a portal of joy" didn't feature.

Sig material!

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#32 26-02-2005 8:53pm

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number 5 for donkey sex
perverts teh lot of ye :eek:

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#33 26-02-2005 10:13pm

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Schrodinger's Cat - got in at number 5
Beanos - number 4
sekrits - number 1..... why am I not surprised.....

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#34 27-02-2005 2:15pm

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Number 1 and 2 for "pr0n". Hell yeah.

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#35 27-02-2005 7:36pm

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This thread has the makings of a good human interests Irish Times article.

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