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Golfing with cows...

  • 12-07-2001 04:53PM
    #1
    TheWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
    wrapped tightly around his throat.
    Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said
    the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced
    her ball into a pasture of cows.
    "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the
    cows had something white at its rear end.
    "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's
    golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made
    my mistake."

    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
    yours!"
    If man evolved from monkeys and apes ..... then why the hell do we still have monkeys and apes ?????


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