Severed Penis Retrieved from Toilet, Reattached

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ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said on Sunday. The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill. But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement. Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning. Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.

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/crosses legs :eek:

woosaysdan

She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.

lol tampering with evidence was this cleaning up the scene or flushing his cock down the toilet?

pickarooney

OK, sick as all fück as the chick is (actually, that's even more reason), why did he let an angry woman tie him up?

skywalker

especially during angry break-up sex?

GuanYin

I know they reattached it but you have to wonder about functionality, especially when it comes to reproductive tasks....

pickarooney wrote:

why did he let an angry woman tie him up?

Ladies and gentleman, darwinian natural selection at work...

irlirishkev

She was a bit miffed about breaking up, so she chopped off his johnson!?!?!? Crazy bitch! She should get life for that.. :mad:

petes

Holy crap :eek: Wonder how long it will be until this guy is in a porn movie

Ardent

Lucky bastid. I got a tingle down my ass reading that. Ouch.

Vodka_Junkie

sweet jebus. Imagine spending the rest of your life knowing your dick had been in the sewage. Its wrong on so many levels.

skywalker

syke wrote:

I know they reattached it but you have to wonder about functionality, especially when it comes to reproductive tasks....



Ladies and gentleman, darwinian natural selection at work...

that last guy who famously had his chopped off, something bobbit i think, was a porn star last i heard. so he should be ok id imagine. he'll probly end up witha frankenpenis though.

fjon

Ardent wrote:

Lucky bastid. I got a tingle down my ass reading that. Ouch.

ass??

Ardent

fjon wrote:

ass??

Hmmm, ok wrong choice of word there. You know what I mean.

Peace

pickarooney wrote:

why did he let an angry woman tie him up?

nothing ventured nothing gained....

*wonders how many johnsons are sniped off every year and not reported*

sprinkles

well there's a reason not to have kinky sex.

I assume its all stiched up now so does he have to be careful about getting arroused?

He should get revenge. A breast perhaps or sow up her love cave :eek:

FX Meister

Didn't he become a minister after that?

sceptre

Ardent wrote:

Hmmm, ok wrong choice of word there. You know what I mean.

Aye, spine.

*adele*

just a tad over-reaction there :P

crazy angel

poor guy!!!!!!

[Jackass]

Hmmm...how many other guys grabbed their crotch whilst reading that? Girls....you'll never understand If you're not going to be nice to it, just don't go near it...OK!!
You've got shopping, pretty pink things, 2 hour conversations b!tching about your best mate, shiny jewelry and boobs.....a Johnson is all we have to entertain ourselves! Play nice or dont play at all....and no sharp objects in the bedroom. Accidents happen.

crazy angel

lol!!!!!

Wertz

I'm no doctor but I'd have to say that anyone who's had their lad whipped off and deposited in a dirty drain for what would appear to be a prolonged period (30-60min?), doesn't stand much chance of making a swift recovery. In fact he could more likely than not, still lose it...

...and he'll never see a kitchen knife in the same light again.

Pet

He'll probably be able to piss with it, and if he's really lucky, maintain an erection. But he'll most likely lose all sensitivity.

*crosses Alaska off "stag-party-destinations" list*

Guy:Incognito

Pet wrote:

But he'll most likely lose all sensitivity.

hmm, tantric sex witrhout the tantra?

Pet

Yeah. It'll be like a flesh dildo.