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Left Testical Bigger Than Right

  • 24-02-2005 1:35pm
    #1
    unknownguest
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭


    So is it the norm for one to be bigger than the other?

    How about you? 37 votes

    Left bigger and hangs down more than right
    0% 0 votes
    Right bigger and hangs down more than left
    56% 21 votes
    Equal
    18% 7 votes
    I have no testicals
    24% 9 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    No, you have cancer


    Seriously, how long is this thread gonna last for?


  • #3
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,392 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    longer than the one on the right...


  • #4
    Tranzz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Tranzz


    Try jacking off with your other hand for a while :p


  • #5
    Pataman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Pataman


    Do I hear a padlock coming?


  • #6
    billy the squid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    just because PI isnt a medical board does not mean that this is.

    now take your hands out of your pocket, you will go blind.


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  • #7
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,919 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    It is actually normal for the left one to hang more. Isn't it? I'd hate to see someone waste €50 going to a doctor to ask that. :D


  • #8
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    unknownguest wrote:
    So is it the norm for one to be bigger than the other?
    that just means your a right bollix!!!


  • #9
    Wavey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 861 ✭✭✭Wavey


    Its totally normal.
    I saw a program about it.
    One hangs lower than the other so that when you sit down they shift off to the side.
    This prevents you from sitting down to fast and cracking one :eek:

    Why do I know this? :confused:


  • #10
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Wavey wrote:
    Its totally normal.
    I saw a program about it.
    One hangs lower than the other so that when you sit down they shift off to the side.
    This prevents you from sitting down to fast and cracking one :eek:

    Why do I know this? :confused:

    ouch


  • #11
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    holy testical tuesday!


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  • #12
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    paperclip wrote:
    holy testical tuesday!
    isnt it thursday?


  • #13
    fjon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭fjon


    woosaysdan wrote:
    that just means your a right bollix!!!
    lol


  • #14
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,919 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    You made a right balls of spelling 'testicle'.


  • #15
    stevenmu
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    It's normal for one to hang lower than the other but not to be bigger than the other, I think. I think it's the left one if you're right handed or maybe the other way around. As for me, I'm ambidextrous so I had a middle one implanted so that the left and right ones can hang lower. :D


  • #16
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    What's a testicle?

    (sounds like a eggzam for meejits)


  • #17
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,647 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    This poll discriminates against the victims of testicular cancer.


  • #18
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    "hows it hangin ?"

    yeah there should be options for those like the songs suggests are "somewhat similar" to Hitler and Himmler.
    An option for ET wouldn't hurt either - how will we know if no one asks.


  • #19
    kirving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,237 ✭✭✭kirving


    Victor wrote:
    This poll discriminates against the victims of testicular cancer.
    Tell me about it! My teacher gave us this talk about kickin ppl in the bollocks nd every1 starter laughun until he said "I HAD TESTICULAR CANCER" then every1 went quiet, it was soo funny!


  • #20
    ranDom_tAsk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 888 ✭✭✭ranDom_tAsk


    your left testical hangs lower than your right one so they don't stick together, i swea,r look it up... €100 i bet'ja i'm correct ;)


  • #21
    Doper Than U
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Doper Than U


    Jesus, for the last time, it's spelled TESTICLE. Not -CAL.

    Lol, tbh.


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  • #22
    Hobbes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Heh.. what do you call an Irish baby with no testicles?
    a Girl! :p


  • #23
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    woosaysdan wrote:
    that just means your a right bollix!!!

    classic


  • #24
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    According to the creationists man was originally meant to have three legs.
    Unfortunatley due to an administrative cock-up he made a balls of it.


  • #25
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    It's normal to have one bigger than the other. The middle one should be about half way between the sizes of the right and left one



    ¬_¬


  • #26
    Wisteria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭Wisteria


    Kevin Irving wrote:
    Tell me about it! My teacher gave us this talk about kickin ppl in the bollocks nd every1 starter laughun until he said "I HAD TESTICULAR CANCER" then every1 went quiet, it was soo funny!

    Immature f**king bastards. Hopefully you get it. Nobody deserves that :mad:


  • #27
    Wisteria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭Wisteria


    Its possible your testicle may be twisted and therefore you need surgery IMMEDIATLEY. If your LEFT testicle has swollen or larger than the other then go to a doctor or A&E straight away. If it is twisted then the the testis can become gangreous within 4-6 hours. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and unfortunatley I had my left testicle removed as I was unaware of what I had. Good Luck.


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