2 Kerry men...

TheWolf · 28-06-2001 12:21pm #1

Two Kerry men are walking along O'Connell Street in Dublin when they see a sign which reads as follows: 'Suits 15.00 pounds each, shirts 2.00 pounds each, trousers 2.50 per pair'

Paddy says to his Jimmy, "Look at that. We could buy a loads of that gear and when we get back to Kerry, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, don't say anything. Just let me do all the talking 'cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us, so I'll speak in my best Dublin accent."

They go in and Paddy orders 50 suits at 15.00 each, 100 shirts at 2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at 2.50 each. The owner of the shop says, "You're from kerry, aren't you?"
"Oh, ... yes,how the fúck did you know that?" asks Paddy. The owner says, "Because this is a fúck'n dry-cleaners...!"

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