Let friends loved/ones know where you are after you're gone to heaven....

RE*AC*TOR · 24-02-2005 1:18pm #1

http://www.raptureletters.com/

The rapture: When all the believers in Jesus Christ, who have been born again, are
taken up to heaven.

After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have
just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?

We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.

Stark · 24-02-2005 1:26pm

oh dear god.

I'd love to see the source code for that system... :rolleyes:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 24-02-2005 1:27pm

o.0

did you just watch feb 22's ep of the daily show?

RE*AC*TOR · 24-02-2005 1:27pm

Well its:

How is this accomplished, you might ask. It's a dead man switch that will automatically send the emails when it is not reset.

So if the guy who runs it doesn't reset it after a week the emails get sent.

Perhaps a bit presumptious.

PS yes Mordeth - just now.

monkeyfudge · 24-02-2005 1:30pm

So nothing bad happens to the non-believers after the rapture, we just get to live in a world devoid of born-again christians... it sounds like a sweet deal...

RE*AC*TOR · 24-02-2005 1:31pm

monkeyfudge wrote:

So nothing bad happens to the non-believers after the rapture, we just get to live in a world devoid of born-again christians... it sounds like a sweet deal...

That and the anti-christ.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 24-02-2005 1:35pm

rofl

i just finished watching it now too, then opened boards to see this thread.

crazy

monkeyfudge · 24-02-2005 1:40pm

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

That and the anti-christ.

And the Whore of Babylon, what will she be up to?

vibe666 · 24-02-2005 4:00pm

monkeyfudge wrote:

And the Whore of Babylon, what will she be up to?

I thinhk i used to go out with her.

you'll most likely find her outside coppers at kicking out time.

Pet · 24-02-2005 10:26pm

Y'know, I should be surprised, or scornful..but I think I'm just used to this sort of crap from bornagains.

Let friends loved/ones know where you are after you're gone to heaven....

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