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Amis Teacosy

  • 28-06-2001 1:01pm
    #1
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
    blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
    cold."

    The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm
    them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

    The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend and he said "My
    hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The
    warmth of my body will warm them up." So he did and warmed his hands.

    The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
    He said "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The
    warmth of my body will warm it up." So he did and warmed his nose.

    The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he
    said, "My penis is frozen solid."
    The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother,
    and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

    Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

    The daughter replies "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
    don't they?"

    Shagus the persecuted.


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