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Paddy Frenchman, Paddy Germanman, Paddy Irishman...

  • 22-02-2005 1:19pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭


    ....went into a pub and ordered 3 pints.
    They were sitting enjoying them, when in the window flew 3 flies
    and one landed into each pint.

    Paddy Frenchman looks down "Ahhhh, noooon! Merde!" and goes to the bar to get a new pint on the house.

    Paddy Germanman see's the fly in his pint "Kaisenklomph!", picks up the fly in his finger, throws it against the wall and continues drinking.

    Paddy Irishman sees a fly in his pint "Ah, would ya look at that!", picks up the fly and shakes it over the glass "Spit it out! Spit it out!"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,016 ✭✭✭mad m


    Tumble weed gently goes past.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    hmm. you realise that this is an IRISH message board, no?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    ****e


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    ar$e


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    MMMmmmm.... bangs head off table!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭Crania


    I dont get it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭garred


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭bang_bang_rosie


    Paddy English man, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irish man walk into a bar
    The barman looks them up and down and says "what? is this a joke?"


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