I Hate Bouncers

The Fitz

I hate em, I hate em, I hate em! They're just mean people who are just plain mean and I hate them. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH(sorry, i realyy did scream there), I just cant stand them. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Jim

Aren't you 15 or something?
I gather they weren't conned by your fake id.

Blisterman

Im 18 and I hate them too. Well most of them anyway.

kleefarr

Any particular reason for this? Or is it just a general loathing of bouncers? :rolleyes:

Creamy Goodness

emmm drinking's bad mmmmkay

kleefarr

Jimeatsmenu wrote:

Aren't you 15 or something?
I gather they weren't conned by your fake id.

Ahh. Was there a thread recently "Fake ID". Wasn't Fitzers thread was it? :rolleyes:

The Fitz

Jimeatsmenu wrote:

Aren't you 15 or something?
I gather they weren't conned by your fake id.

yeah but wesley and judes have bouncers, I dont drink often and never before discos anyways, They never seem to like the look of me

Steoob

em see this is the part where you tell us y you hate them so much coz how are we supposed to help you with the problem? do you hate them because you keep kicking them and they kjick you back? no? i dunno meh

steveland?

Bouncers tend to frown on 15 year olds.....

Bottle_of_Smoke

The thing I don't like about them is the few times I've been refused said monkey never gives a reason, just "not tonight"

The Fitz

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

The thing I don't like about them is the few times I've been refused said monkey never gives a reason, just "not tonight"

They come up with the biggest waffle, its not fair.

StupidLikeAFox

boo hoo, they aint all out to get ya im sure, ever tried talking to them, having a laugh with them like?
Theyre actually real people to ya know (apparently)

The Fitz

that's with out the glasses. D

Bottle_of_Smoke

ColHol wrote:

boo hoo, they aint all out to get ya im sure, ever tried talking to them, having a laugh with them like?
Theyre actually real people to ya know (apparently)

try that in barcode on a thursday night with 500 people behind you in a queue and a grim face in black searching for any possible weakness in you, having a laugh just won't happen!

They are real people but they're under so much stress in busy bars that they don't have time. Best bet is look confident and say hello, don't overdo it.

steveland?

fitzer666 wrote:

that's with out the glasses. D

Hilarious.... It's a mystery you get hassle at these places at all.....


The barcode bouncers are alright, always make jokes and have a laugh when I've been there

And I'm including last Thursday when there were people queing for over 2 hours to get in...

The Fitz

I got one a few weeks back at wesley that turned me away after being waiting for nearly 2 hours in the cold and rain, I swear to god he was mean as mean can be, I wrote a letter of complaint to wesley RFC if you guys want a copy to see it.

MrJoeSoap

steveland? wrote:

The barcode bouncers are alright, always make jokes and have a laugh when I've been there

And I'm including last Thursday when there were people queing for over 2 hours to get in...

Me included, felt they could have organised the queues a bit better, I know of a few people who were having serious problems in it.

I remember the bouncers (or security as I assume they should be called) at a Metallica concert selling pit passes for over 20 quid a go when they were there to be given out free so I offered one €100 for the last 2 he had and he couldnt believe his luck! Then I gave him the fingers when he tried to take the money and called him every profanity under the sun.

Ironic isnt it? People trying to cash in at a Metallica concert!

I am MAN

Cant tar them all with the same brush but there are alot of idiot bouncers out there and you can never 100% guaranteed to get into a specific place in town.

OLDYELLAR

Most of em are pricks, but a few bouncers are alright , but if your 15 , good enough , under age drinkin ruined my favourite pub , :rolleyes:

Chucky the tree

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Most of em are pricks, but a few bouncers are alright , but if your 15 , good enough , under age drinkin ruined my favourite pub , :rolleyes:

he talking about the bouncers at an u18

OLDYELLAR

oh rightey my bad , sorry , heh cool real bouncers at an u18 ?deadly , my uncle used do bouncer at them yokes but he wadnt really a bouncer just did it to put his kids off sneaking in drink to ya know discos , funny.

Chucky the tree

there not 'real' bouncers, jsut fat blokes in a yellow construction vest from what i remeber.

dendenz

maybe they heard you chatting about Pokemo to your mates


Seriously though I know they have a grudge but be polite and there is always a chance!

Lump

Having worked as a bouncer, I tell you that bouncers are pricks, because they have lots of underage tossers coming up to them and trying to break the law, an offence which can get the bouncer in a lot of trouble. Then when they don't let undeage people in thery get grief from people at the door, not to mention all the other problems they have with pissed up people. There's been many threads on boards about bouncers. The people who start them are never to blame.

YOU'RE 15, IT'S ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO BE IN A PUB. SHÚT THE FÚCK UP.

John

Some one lock this crap.

Oriel

OLDYELLAR,
When you type, you are not supposed to put a space before a comma.
Also, please learn how to use them properly.

S.

Chucky the tree

Lump wrote:

Having worked as a bouncer, I tell you that bouncers are pricks, because they have lots of underage tossers coming up to them and trying to break the law, an offence which can get the bouncer in a lot of trouble. Then when they don't let undeage people in thery get grief from people at the door, not to mention all the other problems they have with pissed up people. There's been many threads on boards about bouncers. The people who start them are never to blame.

YOU'RE 15, IT'S ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO BE IN A PUB. SHÚT THE FÚCK UP.

John

Some one lock this crap.

are you thick or just have a reading problem? read the whole thread.

OLDYELLAR

:mad: Sinecurea get over yourself, , , , , how dare you give me grammar advice !please stay on topic here , most bouncers are ok !
my god the how lame is you slagging my grammar , christ!

Oriel

OLDYELLAR wrote:

how dare you give me grammar advice

By the looks of things, very easily...

OLDYELLAR

well im obviously not as sad as you to read through the replies , not even write about bouncers pick out one persons grammar , its kinda funny really , ou what if i forget a full stop here , arghh help

Lump

Chucky the tree wrote:

are you thick or just have a reading problem? read the whole thread.

I can read fine, but if the original poster can't give the facts why waste my time reading all the other crap.

John

/V\etalfish

sinecurea wrote:

OLDYELLAR,
When you type, you are not supposed to put a space before a comma.
Also, please learn how to use them properly.

S.

excuse me but who the fuk are you to come on a board that has nothing to do with grammer and criticise some random person , ou theres another comma out of place ...it makes you cry , doesnt it ?

now go back to your little pc and go masterbate while reading the dictionary :mad:

Lump

Even I'm going to request that this is locked before it turns into a spam festering fester-ville pot of spam-ness.


John

Wertz

Lump wrote:

I can read fine, but if the original poster can't give the facts why waste my time reading all the other crap.

John

He's 15 FFS...didn't you have a gripe with the whole world when you were that age?

90% of bouncers are prolly great guys but unfortunately it's the 10% that are total tossers (I don't care about excuses about stress, underagers etc. it's their f**king job) and abuse their power over innocent partygoers (usually fellas) for nothing more than the sheer fun of it.

dendenz

I thought it was my job to slag people and create contreversial threads


Just to say to people can they stay on topic ? This is about underage discos, not your average night in town on a Saturday...

seamus

Stay on topic?

This thread was off topic before it started.