top 10s

adnans

these are taken from "late show with david letterman"

Top Ten Other Television Shows Produced by Saddam Hussein:

10."Allah McBeal"

9."Wheel of Torture"

8."Temptation Bunker"

7."Mustafa In The Middle"

6."The Price Is Right If Saddam Says It's
Right"

5."As The Oil Rig Burns"

4."World's Wildest Camel Chases"

3."Live with Regis and Kelly"

2."Touched By A Moustache"

1."Everybody Knows That Raymond Is An Infidel and Must Be Stoned"


Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Weather Forecaster

10. "It looks like there's about a 70% chance of rain and about a 100% chance I'm going to get blind, stinkin' drunk tonight"
From KOAM in Joplin, Missouri/Pittsburgh, Kansas, Tyler Daniel

9. "It's going to be a hot one today, so use this as an opportunity to make fun of a fat guy in a tank top"
From WDTV in Clarksburg, West Virginia, Brandon Butcher

8. "I hope the heavy rains don't uncover the bodies I buried"
From WCAX in Burlington, Vermont, Sharon Meyer

7. "Today I am feeling unseasonably sexy"
From KTVL in Medford, Oregon, Jon Galfano

6. "Rain, sun, snow, sleet -- what's the difference? We're all gonna die someday"
From KRTV in Great Falls, Montana, Fred Pfeiffer

5. "I have no idea what any of this means, I should probably take a class or something"
From KELO in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Shawn Cable

4. "There's a light trickle going on right now, which reminds me -- Sheila, would you get an appointment with Dr. Fisch for me"
From KIMA in Yakima, Washington, Stu Seibel

3. "Enough with the weather, let's take a look at my recent oral surgery"
From WCBS in New York, New York, Tony Pann

2. "After all this talk about rain, I gotta take a wicked leak"
From WTKR in Norfolk, Virginia, Dave Parker

1. "Die, you millions of tiny, pathetic people, die!"
From KHSL in Chico, California, Anthony Watts

whatever happened to letterman over here, or are they showing it on Digital?

adnans

Kolodny

TOP TEN BUMPERSTICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE

10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
8. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"
7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
2. "We brake for cubes!"
1. "Wesley On Board!"

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Lump

HAR HAR HAR...... (no sarcasim at all intended)


John

Fidelis

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kolodny:
"Wesley On Board!"</font>

LOL

Poor chap, everyone hates him

smoke.me.a.kipper

pld people.

ahhh poor wesley...
http://people.a2000.nl/bkroon/mrt/page1.html