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Takeoff into pants

  • 08-06-2001 12:31pm
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    A plane was taking off from the airport. After it reached a nice
    cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the
    intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
    Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los
    Angeles. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth
    flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!"

    Silence.

    Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and
    Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was
    talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and
    spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

    A passenger in Coach said to the person sitting next to him:
    "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"


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