Memorable movie quotes.....

Rossonero

http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/


"June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight." -Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

Also like the quotes from The Thin Red Line

What's your favourite?

mobile04

debbie does dallas
ohh mr jenkins . what are you doing ? lol
classic flick lol. seriously ...
go ahead make my day
or do you feel lucky punk/ well do ya?

from mr eastwood

Nuttzz

Airplane

First Jive Dude: **** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

ionapaul

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?




Undisputed - the most memorable quote EVER

Ruffty^

"Ezekiel 25-17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brother`s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.....BANG.BANG.BANG"
Now that is a quote :cool:

mayordenis

i have loads more but
from "Fletch"

Receptionist: Can I help you Dr... ?
Fletch: Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get into the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen! Where's the records room?

Miles

Top Gun:


Maverick: This is what I call a target rich environment.
Goose: You live your life between your legs Mav.
Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.

*adele*

Chris: I was raped by Mister Mistoffelees

AlienGav

Jackie Chan: Hu ma ying chang, ying yock soi, sop sup ching yok soy young aii!

BRILLIANT!!!

StupidLikeAFox

Better out than in i always say - Shrek

weemcd

Brad Pitt - need to have a ****e
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DODGEBALL


White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: Touché.

Peter La Fleur: Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.

mobile04

the samuel jackson speach on the quater pounder .
brillant

lukeUCD

rocky 3 i think.....
Clubber lang: i dont hate the man i pity the fool!

Nukem

Silent Bob:Adventure-excitment; a jedi craves not these things

captainplanet

Franklin ... "Was that a goddamn shark that broke through that door?"
??? ... "I expect so."
Franklin ... "You expect so. Well, well, well. Am I the only asshole down here who thinks that a tad bit odd?"

from "deep blue sea." possibly the best movie ever created

Chinafoot

"should i bolt everytime i get that feeling in my gut when i meet someone new? well i've been listening to my gut since i was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, i've come to the conclusion that my guts have shít for brains." - High Fidelity

"but i'm funny how? funny like a clown? i amuse you? i make you laugh? i'm here to fúckin' amuse you?" - Goodfellas

"you're dead son. get yourself buried." - Sweet Smell of Success

"i am the anti-christ. you get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you can tell the angels in heaven you've never seen evil so singularily personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you" - True Romance

"get out of my way son, you're using my oxygen" - One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

"i wouldnt live with you if the world were flooded with píss and you lived in a tree" - Parenthood

"oh for goodness sake, get down off that crucifix. someone needs the wood" - Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

"smile you son of a bitch" - Jaws

"your mothers sucks cocks in hell" - The Excorcist

"you are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history" - Good Morning Vietnam

"you know, i'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Píssholes in the snow." - Get Carter

"you're not only wrong, you're wrong at the top of your voice." Bad Day at Black Rock

"Garth marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries" - Wayne's World

"my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love or revenge" - War of the Roses

"god was showing off when he made you" - Keeping the Faith

"doesnt it give you a shudder of electricity through you to be in the same room with me?" - Superman

Pyr0

Army Of Darkness -

Ash:"Shop smart,shop s-mart"

Ahahaha classic

aidan_dunne

Top Gun: Goose, just after they've been "killed" by Jester in a training dogfight - "Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid!"

Carol (Goose's wife) - "Hey Goose, ya big STUD!"
Goose - "Yeah, honey?"
Carol - "Take me to bed or loose me forever!"
Goose - "Show me the way home, honey!"

The Hunt For Red October: Alec Baldwin impersonating Sean Connory - "Be careful, Ryan. Some things in here don't react too well to bullets! Yeah, like me, I don't react too well to bullets!"

pork99

"I'm a trained actor reduced to status of a bum"

"Oh, he was a little guy. Kinda funny lookin'."

"Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

Shabadu

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.

Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of b!tch.

Adam

peachypants wrote:

"should i bolt everytime i get that feeling in my gut when i meet someone new? well i've been listening to my gut since i was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, i've come to the conclusion that my guts have shít for brains." - High Fidelity

I love that movie, but gimme the book anyday!

"I lost the plot for a while then. And I lost the subplot, the script, the soundtrack, the intermission, my popcorn, the credits and the exit sign." - High Fidelity

stagolee

"Oh man, dont hit me with those negative waves so early in the morning, think that bridge will be there and it'll be there"
donald sutherland(odball)~kellys heroes

in fact all of odballs lines throughout the film are classic, i laugh every time he opens his mouth

[Jackass]

Greg Focker: I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?

Flight Attendant: Sir, we have a policy on this airline that a bag this large must be...

Greg Focker: [grabs his bag back] You know what, get your grubby little paws OFF my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I wanna blow up the plane. I just want to store my bag according to your safety regulations.
Just take a minute, take those little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and you'll see that I'm a person with feelings, and all I wanna do is do what *I* wanna do and not listen to you! And the only way I'd ever let you have my bag is if you pried it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.

Ben Stiller,
Meet The Parents.

*** ALSO ***

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ****, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Full Metal Jacket

Hobbes

Banky: YOUR MOTHERS A TRACER! (chasing Amy)

Stern: Whoever saves one life, saves the world. (Shindlers List)

Andy: Get busy living or get busy dying. (shawshank redemption)

Office Space wrote:

Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.

Bob Porter: Eight?

Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

...
Peter Gibbons: Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements

WhiteWashMan

wake up, time to die....

say hello to my little friend....