Secret of Longevity !

Yo Mamma

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?'

"Twenty-six"

azezil

hmmm maybe i should try that, a bouncer askes me for id then laughes when he see's i'm actually 21! ...

there was this one guy he was actually in tear's he laughing so much, he said i looked 17 at the most... cheeky git LOL

p.s. good joke

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

[This message has been edited by azezil (edited 29-05-2001).]

smoke.me.a.kipper

yes, good joke. azezil, i know what u mean, looking 15/16 but actually 19. !

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nesf

PPL can't tell my age, somewhere between 18 and 24 usually. I'm 20 btw

Lenny

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper:
yes, good joke. azezil, i know what u mean, looking 15/16 but actually 19. !

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Do you like it when people think you act 15/16?

PS. great joke Mamma