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Home Work

  • 29-05-2001 9:34am
    #1
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭



    Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Antonio, what did you learn in school today?"

    Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation."

    Grandma hauled off and slapped Antonio, hard. He ran up to his room, crying. Antonio's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! Why did you go and hit Antonio!?"

    Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in school today. He started talking about sex, and penises, and masturbation!"

    Antonio's mother said, "Ma! That's what they learn. It's called sex education!"

    Well, Grandma felt bad about hitting Antonio, so she went upstairs to apologize. When she opened his bedroom door she found him on his bed masturbating. Without a blink, she said, "Antonio, when you're finished with your
    homework, come downstairs and talk to me."
    "just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"


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