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The perfect anniversary pressie

  • 24-05-2001 4:14pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭




    A man was talking to his buddy, and said, "I don't know what
    to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and
    besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm
    stumped."

    His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a
    certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex,
    any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"
    So the first fella did just that.

    The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my
    suggestion? How'd it turn out?"

    "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the
    mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two
    hours!"


    Via phone call:

    Al: "By the way, man, I heard a new joke! What has a small
    dick and hangs down?"

    Mickey: "Uh, I dunno... a bat?"

    Al: "Good! Ok, now what has a big dick and hangs up?"

    Mickey: "Uhm, I don't know, I give up."

    *CLICK* bzzzzzzzzzz...


    A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo
    Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."

    She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."




Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    The second one is fairly funny
    smile.gif
    Keep em up shaggeh

    |** Signing Off **|
    [-FI-]-Dark-Ninja-
    Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    LMAO both very good, must try out that second one LOL

    "just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Good ones.


    John



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    the second one 0wnz!!


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