Old Rich Blondes

Shagus

The old gent was backing his Rolls into the last available
parking space when a zippy red sports car whipped in behind him
to take the spot.

The young driver jumped out and said: "Sorry Pops, but you've got
to be young and smart to do that."

The old man ignored the remark and kept reversing until the Rolls
had crunched the sports car into a crumpled heap.

"Sorry son, you've got to be old and rich to do that!"

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"Say, Bill," a man said to his pal, "how do you like your new job?"

"It's the worst job I ever had."

"How long have you been there?"

"About three months."

"Why don't you quit?"

"No way. This is the first time in 20 years I've looked forward
to going home."

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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the
playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told
if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well you can't say you
weren't warned."

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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he enters
the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted
him by ssaying,"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she
said, "T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T......Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

DrunkLeprachaun

Best of yours so far.

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If there's one thing I hate, it's people.