A Knight to remember!

Shagus

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing
nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to
speak with me, my son?"

"No, I'm just waiting."

"Waiting for what?"

"I wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with
a hammer."

---

The neighborhood's most notorious tippler making his way
unsteadily homeward, encountered the parish priest, who
inquired about the suspicious bulge in his coat pocket.

"It's holy water, Father," the culprit protested piously.

The priest removed the bottle, sniffed at it and announced
that it contained whisky.

"Glory be," cried the drunk. "A miracle!"

---

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight
told his best friend " My bride is without doubt one of the
most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible
waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most
trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt
to use should I not return from the Crusade."

The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when
they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be
an important message from the town the column halted.

A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He
said " Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"

smoke.me.a.kipper

very good.