A couple

Shagus

A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff when
another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The
dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they
work for the airline.

The airline rep said "Don't mind Rover, he is a sniffer dog, the
best there is, I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him
to work."

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the
first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Rover, search."

The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a
woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one
paw on the handler's arm.

He says "Good boy." He turns to the first man and says, "That
woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her
on arrival."

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.

Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its
seat and places both paws on the handler's arm.

The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again,
I'm making a note of this, and the seat number."

"I like it!" says the first man.

Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. Rover goes up
and down the plane aisle and after a while sits down next to
someone, and then comes racing back and jumps up onto the seat
and craps all over the place.

The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks "What
is going on?"

The handler nervously replies "He just found a bomb!

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When white men discovered this country, Indians were running it.

No Taxes.

No Debt.

Women did most of the work.

Indian men hunted and fished all the time!

White men were dumb enough to think they could improve this system.

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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him
around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely
packed with teddy bears.

Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium
sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to
mention this to her.

He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes
off and make love.

After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the
afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

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K!LL!@N

HAHAHAHA
The teddy bear one is a classic!

Keep them coming Shagus!

smoke.me.a.kipper

lol @ the white man one!!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche</font>