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Fav Simpsons character?

  • 16-02-2005 2:35pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭


    OUTSIDE the Simpsons family tho...

    mine's probably the comic store guy

    "best... death... ever!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭spunkymunky


    Hard to say a fav but Moe is class, He has a lot of dark stuff going on there behind the scenes.

    Gets into a taxi, says "VD clinic", poor b.astard.
    Steals a whale!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭TrickyDicky


    It has to be Mr Burns,

    Smithers:The townspeople see you as somewhat of an ogar
    Mr Burns: Why I ought to crush ttem and eat their bones

    Sigh. 206 bones, fifty miles of small intestine, full, pouting lips. Why, this fellow is less a snowman than a god"

    "Listen, Spielbergo. Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners. We both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! Now, go out there and win me that festival."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Ralph. No contest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 374 ✭✭meepmeep


    Ralph Wiggum!

    Me fail English?
    Thats unpossible!

    Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

    etc :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 comfortablynumb


    Ralph Wiggum.

    "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

    "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

    Genius...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 comfortablynumb


    meepmeep wrote:
    Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

    Got there b4 me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭spunkymunky


    yeah ralph is hilarius

    Ralph putting the moves on lisa
    "the doctor said my nose wouldnt bleed so much if i kept my finger out of it"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ralph.


    When I grow up I'm going to go to Bovine University!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,537 ✭✭✭Downtime


    has to be Ralph Wiggum for sheer entertainment value


    "Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"

    "And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life"

    "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

    But also the Chief himself.

    "I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."

    "This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. "

    "All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge. "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    It has to be Mr.Burns!

    Smithers:Sir,I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name in candles.There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you'll just turn your head slightly.

    Burns:Bah!No time!Next!

    Classic.Also,I forgot about Lionel Hutz,he deserves a mention too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    U might not know this one but the guy who says "when do we get our freakin guns" and wiggam says "i told you, first you tell me your name then you get your gun". I love that episode


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,946 ✭✭✭✭Headshot


    disco stu

    duff man

    nelson HA HA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,084 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    The old Homer (the new one makes me want to claw my eyes out).

    Mr. Burns (though his character is starting to lose the plot a bit as well).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭Morrigan


    Favourite minor minor character:Disco Stu
    "Disco Shrew can still boogie!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,537 ✭✭✭Downtime


    weedhead wrote:
    U might not know this one but the guy who says "when do we get our freakin guns" and wiggam says "i told you, first you tell me your name then you get your gun". I love that episode


    Episode 2F21 - The Springfield Connection

    Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_ something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
    Man: Forget about the badge. When do we get the freakin' guns?
    Chief Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
    Man: I've have it up to here with your "rules".

    Classic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    Burns Remember the episode with macbain and he bursts out of the ice sculpture the kills every1 then the bad guy gives him a posin cookie and then the bad guy starts laughing and then bart goes "Woe that is 1 evil dude" then homer responds with "dont worry son theres noone that evil in the real world" then it cuts to burns laughing ccause the window cleaners support has cvollapsed and he is hanging off and abnout to die and burns just keeps laughing

    also Burns : "Oh what was i laughing at again? oh yes that crippled irish man HAH HAHA HAH AHA HA"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Lionel Hutz :) im also a big fan of Gil when he appears hehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭Morrigan


    ARNIE PIE! I almost forgot Arnie Pie. He has some great moments:


    Kent: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak. Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene.
    Arnie is doing a live remote by helicopter
    Arnie: (obviously scared) "Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white!"
    Kent: (more interested in ski conditions than putting Arnie in harm's way; not hiding his impatience too well) "Arnie, please! The ski conditions."
    Arnie: (now upside-down) "Mayday! Mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I lo..." (picture fuzzes out)
    Kent: (chuckles with no regard to his colleague's safety) "That's great, Arnie!"

    Arnie Pie: This city has exploded in a fireball of rage.
    Kent: I think what the viewers want to know, Arnie, is: Is my house okay?
    Arnie Pie: You mean is your giant castle okay, Kent?
    Kent: Don't hassel me because I bought at the right time.
    Arnie Pie: When's my right time, Kent? When's my right time?
    :D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    What about kid Rainier Wolfcastle with THAT song while clutching his rod


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Oddysseus


    Ruu wrote:
    Lionel Hutz :) im also a big fan of Gil when he appears hehe

    yeah, Lionel Hutz is cool! :D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42 matressking


    definitely snake


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭Kain


    Skinner
    Sideshow Bob
    and Grounds Keeper Willie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21 Stroller_burn


    Disco Stu

    "She has kids?.... Back away, not today. Disco lady!"

    And Otto

    "Remember when you dropped your keys and you thought the phone was ringing"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    ralph is one of the most annoying character's in the show i think.

    Gil is the best or that guy who always says "hey watch it!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Chong


    For me it has to be a voice. Its the one where Homer goes to the cinema to see honk if your horny in the weight gain episode, somebody shouts out "hey fatty i got a movie for you a fridge to far", or when Lisa buys a hamster, the shopkeeper informs her that "He writes mysteries under the name of JB McGregor, and finally my favourite when they do a Charles Bronson sketch, " Prisoner Guard: Wheres Otis? Charles Bronson: I shot heem, and now I am off to emmets fix it shop to fix emmet. I love that voice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,245 ✭✭✭✭Fanny Cradock


    gotta be burns

    Mr. Burns: (after Homer and cheif Wiggum come up from hatch in his office floor) "What are you doing in my corpse hatch!?! (sees cheif Wiggum) Did I say 'corps hatch?' I meant innocence tube."

    Best line ever!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    frank4075 wrote:
    What about kid Rainier Wolfcastle with THAT song while clutching his rod

    "Mein Bratwurst hat ein first name its f-r-i-t-z Mein Bratwurst hat ein second name its :s-c-h-n-a-c-k-e-n-p-f-e-f-f-e-r-h-a-u-s-e-n. "

    wolfcastle.jpg


    characters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    The Plutonium Rod


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