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Joe's Appartment.

  • 22-05-2001 9:01pm
    #1
    Schwarzfahren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭


    Sorry for not editing before posting...

    >Joe leased an apartment and went
    > > to the lobby to put
    >his name on his mailbox. While
    > > there, an attractive
    >young lady came out of the
    > > apartment next to the
    >mailboxes wearing a robe. Joe
    > > smiled at the young
    >woman and she started a
    > > conversation with him. As they
    >talked, her robe slipped open, and
    > > it was obvious that
    >she had nothing else on. Poor Joe
    > > broke out into a
    > > > > > > > > > > > sweat trying to maintain eye
    > > contact.
    > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > After a few minutes, she placed
    > > her hand on his arm
    > > > > > > > > > > > and said, "Let's go to my
    > > apartment, I hear someone
    > > > > > > > > > > > coming."
    > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > He followed her into her
    > > apartment, she closed the
    > > > > > > > > > > > door and leaned against it,
    > > allowing her robe to fall
    > > > > > > > > > > > off completely. Now nude, she
    > > purred at him, "What
    > > > > > > > > > > > would you say is my best feature?"
    > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > Flustered and embarrassed, Joe
    > > finally squeaked, "It's
    > > > > > > > > > > > got to be your ears!"
    > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > Astounded and a little hurt she
    > > asked, "My ears? Look
    > > > > > > > > > > > at these breasts; they are full
    > > and 100% natural! I
    > > > > > > > > > > > work out every day! My butt is
    > > firm and solid! Look at
    > > > > > > > > > > > my skin....no blemishes anywhere!
    > > How can you feel the
    > > > > > > > > > > > best part of my body is my ears?"
    > > .. > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > Clearing his throat, Joe
    > > stammered, "Outside, when you
    > > > > > > > > > > > said you heard someone
    > > coming...That was me."
    "Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est"
    -Francis Bacon
    Schwarzfahren.net


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