Another reasonable joke

Dark-Ninja

Some of you may have heard variations of this, but, here goes:

A foreigner walks into a bar and sees a horse, beside it is a big box of £1 coins. He askes the barman whats going on, the barman replies:
"Our horse is very sad, we're playing a game, if you pay £1 you have to try and make the horse laugh, if you make him laugh you win ALL the money in the box."

"Hmmm, ok, " He replies, "I'll have a go"

So he puts in his £1 and whipsers something into the horses ear. The horse is laughing its a$$ off and is wetting itself.

"well done mate, you win all the money in the box"

So the man leaves and has enough to come back next year, he sees the horse in the same bar still laughing, he asks:

"why is the horse still there?"

"Oh" the barman replies, "He's still laughing from when your here, this time we're trying to make him cry or shutup"

so the man puts in his £1 again and does something and the horse is extremely upset and is crying.

The bar man says "How the **** did you do that!!!??? jeez uve won over £200 now!!"

He replies: "Oh, simple, to make him laugh i told him i had a bigger Díck than he has."

"and howd you make him cry?"

"I showed him"

ehehe always liked that 1

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Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger

Celt

remember my uncle telling us that joke years ago when he was ****ed,
was good then and is now

smoke.me.a.kipper

smak like that one, yes indeedy!

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- Ciaran

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Zee Dude

Pure class, great one.