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this is the best yet !!

17-05-2001 5:42am

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Yo Mamma

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This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fcukin' checking account"

To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fcukin' checking account right now."

"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.

They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fcukin' checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "and this fcukin' btich is giving you a hard time?"

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#2 17-05-2001 3:02pm

Celt

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not great

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#3 17-05-2001 5:47pm

Spunog UIE

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i likes this one. thast why i posted it a week ago. god im getting ratty these last few days.
hmmmmmmm.

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#4 18-05-2001 3:37am

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Didn't do anything for me, sorry

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#5 18-05-2001 9:51am

Yo Mamma

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pfffffff

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#6 18-05-2001 10:02am

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HMMMmmmmmmm.......The punch line isnt great.

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#7 18-05-2001 10:08am

[NON]mojo

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what exactly is the funny part in this joke?
Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"

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#8 18-05-2001 10:09am

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">this is the best yet !! </font>

Hmmmm didn't quite live up to the hype

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#9 18-05-2001 10:22am

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Just goes to show - peoples willingness to bend their principles for money. Not a LOL gag, but a good observation nonetheless.
"Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est"
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#10 18-05-2001 4:37pm

TheWolf

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neeeeehh, coulda been better. nice try though
arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...

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#11 20-05-2001 8:11pm

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ha idiot

sorry

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#12 20-05-2001 8:39pm

Oh yeah

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I thought it was quite funny.
Looks to me like that grass could use a little H2Oh Yeah!

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#13 20-05-2001 9:55pm

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is the joke here that you spelled ****ing and ***** wrong

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#14 20-05-2001 10:45pm

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that was meant to be funny? oh, sorry

ha ha ha
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#15 20-05-2001 10:47pm

Dark-Ninja

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by [NON]mojo:
what exactly is the funny part in this joke?

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exactly what i was thinking

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#16 20-05-2001 10:54pm

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Humourless fools.

nice one yo mamma.
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