Warning! Do not throw fish at passing motorists!

Oh yeah

Recently there has been a wave of fish throwing across the entire
continent. This has been linked to a new political party, the Chales. It
has been announced that they believe that they have a right to heave fish
(mostly carp, but trout also make frequent appearances) at passing cars
under the constitution. Apparantly nowhere does it say that they cannot.
This party has also assumed responsibility for hole-diggin' phenomenom of
last year. They are however, selective about who they target with these
gilled missiles. In a press conference earlier today they claimed that they
only target speeding motorists. Which means that old Missus Whelan in
Alabama will not be at risk. However speed has long been associated with
the American teenage culture, so these young people are particularly
vulnerable. We have reports of punks being whomped (the technical term for
being hit with a fish) on bicycles and skateboards.

In an unrelated matter, the same source informed us of Ireland's ambitions towards world
domination. The Irish Prime Minister (Taoiseach), Bertie Ahern, has
strongly rejected these alligations, claiming to only want a majority of
Western Europe, and share options in Intel. Reports suggest that he may
have been impersonated by a donkey during this interview. We are just not
sure. A member of the public in Utah has made us aware of a UFO hovering
above his back garden. It was later found out to be a chicken, and the
letters FO have been used in conjunction with this incident.


In other news, Iraq has succumbed to flash floods, and is now totally
submerged in water. But apparantly world leaders have adopted a "good riddance" stance on the situation.


Will Larkin, prison cell, for ABC Noose.

Now back to our movie, Ernest Gets Decapitated - With a Vengeance.


Courtesy of the unusually yellow pixies.


PS, what the hell is that green thing in the Message Icon bit.. I just can't figure it out.

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Looks to me like that grass could use a little H2Oh Yeah!

DrunkLeprachaun

^ That thing?
It's a laser cannon.

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If there's one thing I hate, it's people.

D-Generate

I think it is the laser gun from Commander Keen

azezil

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">whomped (the technical term for being hit with a fish)</font>

LOL

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

[NON]mojo

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Oh yeah:
However speed has long been associated with the American teenage culture, so these young people are particularly
vulnerable. We have reports of punks being whomped (the technical term for
being hit with a fish) on bicycles and skateboards.
</font>

i shall b most careful cycling 2 school from now on

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Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"

Oh yeah

Where's it pointing? And why does it in fact look like someone ********ed-up a screwdriver? Now try explain that brown yoke.

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Looks to me like that grass could use a little H2Oh Yeah!

Shiminay

This symbol is the Unreal Logo...

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

Oh yeah

I see . Now who's that bloke?


And what are they all for?

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Looks to me like that grass could use a little H2Oh Yeah!