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Dayvorce

  • 17-05-2001 6:10pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭



    A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit
    to a
    lawyer.
    The lawyer said, " How can I help you? "
    The farmer said, " I want to get one of those
    dayvorces ".
    The lawyer said, " Do you have any grounds? "
    The farmer said, " Yes, I got 40 acres ".
    The lawyer said, " No, you don't understand, Do you
    have a suit ?
    The farmer said, " Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to
    church on Sundays".
    The lawyer said, " No, no, I mean, do you have a
    case?".
    The farmer said, " No, I ain't got a case, but I
    got a
    John Deere."
    The lawyer said, " No, I mean, do you have a
    grudge?".

    The farmer said, " Yes, I got a grudge, That's
    where I
    parks the John Deere"
    The lawyer said, " Does your wife beat you up or
    something ?".
    The farmer said, " No, we both get up at 4:30 ".
    The lawyer said, " Is your wife a nagger ?".
    The farmer said, " No, she's a little white gal,
    but
    our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants
    a dayvorce!


    "Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est"
    -Francis Bacon
    Schwarzfahren.net


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭Celt


    that isnt even remotely funny frown.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Schwarzfahren


    Geezz, we're getting very PC around here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭wish


    ok, now explain why I shoudl LMAO

    life is a glitch...
    ...Then you die


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