Breast Enhancements

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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

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D-Generate

I kinda liked it.

Bard

and a swift boot in the testicles on the card for that particular husband...

good gag

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Bard

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Celt

puerile but funny

azezil

its funny i was out a couple of weeks ago with 3 guys, 3 gals. ne way one of the gals was complaining about her breasts bein too small, n one of the guys said that to her *smack* LOL

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Lump

Nice one


John