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Megatron

BOOT UP: Whin d'cattle shtart meshin in d'yard.
LOG ON: Trowin' a bih a turf on de fire.

LOG OFF: Dere's too much haet comin from de fire.

REBOOT: If dey keep up da meshin.

MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on de fire.

DOWNLOAD: Gehhin' de turf ou'ha de trailer.

MEGA HERTZ: Whin ye'arnt careful gettin de turf in
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha geh from tryin ta carry too much turf all in the one go.


HARD DRIVE: Drivin home wi' de turf in d'winter.

PROMPT: What de post isn't in d'winter.
WINDOWS: What to shuh when it's coald ouh'siade.
CHIP: Tayho's for d'telly.

MICROCHIP: What's in de bohhom of de tayho bag.

MODEM: Whah ya did to de silage fields.

KEYBOARD: Where ya hang de keys ah da Massey Ferguson.

SOFTWARE: d'anorak.
HARDWARE: d'Duffle Coat.

MAINFRAME: Holds up de hay barn roof.

PORT: Fancy wiane.

ENTER: Yuppie talk for "C'mon in".

MOUSE PAD: Yuppie talk for de rah hole.

ROUTER: Whah' you do hope to be doin' afder de dishco of a Saherday
nigh'

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands.
P.S. Avator fromerly know as Gamblor !!

strat

har har har
mucho funny

Bomberman

that is so funny