Opps

MR DAZ · 15-02-2005 12:21pm #1

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> > > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like
> > > being married?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
> > > remarry?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married
> > > again."
> > > WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful
> > > look on her face).
> > > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> > > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we
> > > sleep?"
> > > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
> > > car?"
> > > HUSBAND: "Probably, it has low millage even if it is old ."
> > > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> > > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> > > WIFE: "Would she use my golf
> > > clubs?"
> > >
> > >
> > >