Shaggy! (it wasnt me)

DeadBankClerk

[Sound of door knocking]
"Shaggy, are you in there?"
"Uhm, I'm eh, busy right now.."
[Door opens]
"Oh my god!"
[Singer begins] "Oh No..."
Momma came in and she caught me one handed,
Dreamin' 'bout the girl next door.
Picture this, I was workin' that gherkin,
Should've locked the bedroom door -
How could I get caught while I was pickin' up a pound of meat,
All this time, she was standin' there, I'm polishin' my good friend Pete.
[SHAGGY]
When you are a young man you need a little thrilla
Keep a dirty magazine underneath your pilla
You never admit when you tenderise your steak
Or when you been wrestlin' with the one eyed snake.
[Singer]
A box of Kleenex on the counter - I wasn't neat
A tub of lotion on the sofa - to beat my meat
Hear my breathing getting louder - I was in heat
All 'a sudden it was over [Drum Fill]
Momma came in and she caught me one handed,
Lookin' for the unicorn.
Picture this, I had roped that pony,
Had him in a tug of war -
How could I be cas-ual while the general salutes my feet,
And the bishop he wa standin' there shiverin' for lack of heat.
[Bridge]
Can you tell that I'm embarrassed for the shame that I caused?
So that purple-headed warrior will have to be flogged..
[SHAGGY]
When you start to stimulate your little fella
You're strokin' that bat to a picture of a bella
You'll never get a real woman, ain't no way
But you can play choke it with the chicken all day.
All right... [Repeat to fade]

Da Bounca

twat

[NON]mojo

that has to b the funniest song EVER!

absolutely brilliant

well done

u must have some experience in the field to write such a good song. LOL

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Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"

azezil

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by [NON]mojo:
that has to b the funniest song EVER!

absolutely brilliant

well done

u must have some experience in the field to write such a good song. LOL
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no there is actually a song goin around with those lyrics......

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

cueball

WAN DBC!!!!! keep up the excellent work of bringing life to these boards!

[This message has been edited by cueball (edited 15-05-2001).]

red_ice

/me dances along to DBC's Singing =]

DeadBankClerk

htis is the thread that never ends............

yes it goes on and on my friends.............


dbc started trolling it......
not knowing what it was.......

and i'll continue spamming it forever just because.............

smoke.me.a.kipper

this is the thread that never ends............

yes it goes on and on my friends.............


dbc started trolling it......
not knowing what it was.......

and i'll continue spamming it forever just because.............