sex

paula

couldn't be bothered to edit it from email. sorry.
A mother had three daughters and at their
> >weddings she asked each one of them to phone
> >home the day after and subtly indicate about their
> >respective husband's sexual performance.
> >
> >The first one said, "It was like Maxwell Coffee".
> >The Mother was confused until she later noticed a
> >Maxwell Coffee add which said:
> >"SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP..."
> >
> >Then the second daughter got married and phoned home
> >and whispered, "Rothmans".
> >So the Mother looks for a Rothmans add, and it said,
> >"LIVE LIFE, KING SIZE".
> >And the mother was pleased.
> >
> >Then it was the third one's wedding. After a week she
> >phoned but could only mumble, "BRITISH AIRWAYS".
> >The mother frantically went through the newspaper looking
> >for a British Airways add.
> >"Oh-my-god!" she cried.
> >"FOUR TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS".
> >

TwoShedsJackson

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

Ronan|Raven

[NON]mojo

a 10 year old walks into a brothel and asks the woman 4 a girl with a disease.
the woman asks why. he says:

"cos i want to get the disease. then when i go home, my babysitter will screw me cos she has a thing 4 little boys. then she will have the disease. then when my dad is bringing her home, he and she will have a little quickie. then he will have the disease. then when my parents go to bed they will do it, and my mom will get the disease. then in the morning, when my dad goes to work, and the milkman arrives, my mom will screw him, then he will have the disease, and HE'S THE B@$TURD THAT RAN OVER MY DOG!!!!

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Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"

[This message has been edited by [NON]mojo (edited 30-04-2001).]

--Kaiser--

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by [NON]mojo:
a 10 year old walks into a brothel and asks the woman 4 a girl with a disease.
the woman asks why. he says:

"cos i want to get the disease. then when i go home, my babysitter will screw me cos she has a thing 4 little boys. then she will have the disease. then when my dad is bringing her home, he and she will have a little quickie. then he will have the disease. then when my parents go to bed they will do it, and my mom will get the disease. then in the morning, when my dad goes to work, and the milkman arrives, my mom will screw him, then he will have the disease, and HE'S THE B@$TURD THAT RAN OVER MY DOG!!!!

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LOL

Skorzeny

LMAO mojo

nesf

LOL @ milkman joke

Lucy_la_morte

LOL @ Them all

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Non.

Lucy la morte.

LegacyUser

LOL@Ct

Littletinyman

LOL, pld

Hunter-FLUID

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by [NON]mojo:
a 10 year old walks into a brothel and asks the woman 4 a girl with a disease.
the woman asks why. he says:

"cos i want to get the disease. then when i go home, my babysitter will screw me cos she has a thing 4 little boys. then she will have the disease. then when my dad is bringing her home, he and she will have a little quickie. then he will have the disease. then when my parents go to bed they will do it, and my mom will get the disease. then in the morning, when my dad goes to work, and the milkman arrives, my mom will screw him, then he will have the disease, and HE'S THE B@$TURD THAT RAN OVER MY DOG!!!!

</font>

LOL

Ry

I dont get it?

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Citer le Cordeau "JennyRooba"

SHADOW

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE
We believe ye

[NON]mojo

i'll try 2 get some more. i got this cool little book full of stuff. it rocks

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Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"

Hendrix

Spiral... you are just SO full of it!
sister

richindub2

LOL, they all 0wn

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Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
0o

Ry

Naa I do i was just pullin your legs

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Citer le Cordeau "JennyRooba"

[NON]mojo

Superman is flying around 1 day when he starts 2 feel a bit horny.
He spots Batman and flies over 2 him 2 ask who is a good shag.
"Hey Batman, whose a good shag?"
"Well, Supe, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best shag in comicland."
"I don't know", said Superman, "she's a good friend of mine."
"Well, it's your loss", said Batman as Superman flew off.

So Superman is still feeling horny, when he spots Spiderman clinging 2 a wall.
"Hey Spidey, whose a good shag?"
"well Supe", he replies, "Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best shag ever."
"But she's a really good friend of mine, you know?"
"Sure, Superman, Whatever".

So Superman is a bit worried now. He hadn't realised that Wonderwoman had gotten around so much. He's still flying around when he spots Wonderwoman lying in a field. She's totally naked and her legs are wide open.
"I'm quicker than light", Superman thinks 2 himself, "I can be in and out befor she knows I'm there."
Thus decided, he races in and out in a split second and is off into the blue b4 she realises it.
"What was that?" Wonderwoman said.
"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but my **** is really killing me!!"

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Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"

--Kaiser--

good'un mojo!

Panda

GWAN Castor Troy!!!
the only one i hadnt heard before

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.

azezil

LOL @ them all, especially the superman one

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

[NON]mojo

a man walks into a pharmacy one day, and after checking to see if anyone is watching, he walks up to the counter.
"I'm expecting 3 girls over tonight", he says, "and i need something 2 keep me going all night".
the man behind the counter says 2 him, "O.K., i'll see what i can find."
so he goes 2 the back and through a door marked "Strictly No Entry." The customer hears the sounds of the pharmacist rooting around in the back.
A few minutes later he returns with a large bottle.
"O.K., here u go. Thjis is Super-Extra-Strength Viagra, and it should keep u going all night, no problem."
"Great. thanks." said the man.

The next day the customer returns, walks slowly up to the counter and drops his pants. His peni$ is all swollen and red, and there's bits of skin hanging off.
"Oh my God." said the shop keeper, "What happened???"
"Give me some DeepHeat." said the man.
"U can't put DeepHeat on that", said the shopkeeper.
"No, it's for my arms.The girls never showed up."