bad day

Da Bounca

got this in an email.

A good remedy when you think you are having a really bad day......

Brian is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers out of Louisiana and
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She sent it to Laughline and won the contest(he wasn't thrilled with her for that one).

Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down
lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened, I must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. This time of year
the water is quite cool, even with a wetsuit. So what we do to keep warm is this:
We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of **** sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temp. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose which is taped
to the air hose. Now this sounds like a damn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to
the bottom and start working, is I take the hose and stuff it down the back of my neck. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled
the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. This is worse than the poison ivy you once had
under a cast. Now I had that hose down my back. I don't have any hair on my back, so the jellyfish couldn't get stuck to my back.
My ass crack was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my ass.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5
other divers, were laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive.It
totalled 35 minutes before I could come to the surface for decompression. I got to the surface wearing nothing but my brass helmet. My suit and gear were tied to the bell. When I got on board, the medic, with tears of
laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to shove it "up my ass" when I get in the chamber. The cream put
the fire out, but I couldn't **** for two days because my ******* was swollen shut. Anyway the next time you have a bad day at the office,think of me. Think how much worse your day would be if you were to shove a
jellyfish up your ass. I hope you have no bad days at the office. But if you do, I hope this will make it more tolerable.


thought it to be rather amusing myself.

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Sit UBU sit, good dog.
*woof*

smoke.me.a.kipper

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Da'Bounca:
Sit UBU sit, good dog.
*woof*
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lol! funnier than the joke!

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Da Bounca

you have no idea how long i have searched for theat picture.

Victor

That was actually exposed as an urban legend.

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.