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  • 09-05-2001 8:05pm
    #1
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by StrataGIST:

    Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
    Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."
    </font>

    lol!!!
    Bard
    "We do know it was we who scorched the sky..."


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  • #2
    strat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
    The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

    +++ Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"
    Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"

    +++ Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."
    Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
    Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"

    +++ Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"

    +++ Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
    Tech Support: "Yeah."
    Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
    Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

    +++ Customer: "My computer crashed!"
    Tech Support: "It crashed?"
    Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
    Tech Support: "Alright, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."
    Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed."
    Tech Support: "Huh?"
    Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't work." Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship.
    Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"
    Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"


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