Ah beer, is there nothing it cant do?

Panda

The answer to one of life's great mysteries!

The answer to one of life's great mysteries! I haven't heard anyone explain this as well as the all-wise Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm...

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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Da Bounca

so so true

nesf

Excellent

You forgot the optic cells though, notice how women always look so much better after a few

smoke.me.a.kipper

so it's not just natural brilliance

Schwarzfahren

nesf: So that explains the heavy drinking of the physics faculty A few cans of Dutch Mould is in order before the Elec.Sci. exam for us "unworthy" engineers I'd say.

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Lenny

Get knocking that Guiness back lads

Ronan|Raven

Heres to beer the cause and solution to all of lifes problems!

(from the simpsons)