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Aww, kids

Trojan · 2001-05-02 22:45:00

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little…

02-05-2001 10:45pm

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A little girl was playing in the garden when she
spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two
spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she
asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So,
the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl
asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy
longlegs,"

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her
foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having
THAT sort of **** in our garden

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#2 02-05-2001 10:54pm

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lol

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#3 02-05-2001 11:01pm

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lol

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#4 02-05-2001 11:23pm

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Lol
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#5 03-05-2001 9:00pm

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Good stuff.
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#6 03-05-2001 11:10pm

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shouldnt this be in the humanities?

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