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19 Fun Things To Do In A Restroom.

  • 03-05-2001 12:46pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭


    1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'may I borrow a highlighter?'
    2. Say, 'uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
    4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
    5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh ****! My glass eye!'
    6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.
    8. Say, 'Now how did that get in there.'
    9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
    11. Say, 'Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers.''
    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
    13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now.'
    14. Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
    15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.'
    16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
    17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
    18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
    19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'


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    "So long loosers whom I've always hated"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Absolutely brilliant!!
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by StrataGIST:
    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
    </font>


    LOL biggrin.gif


    Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
    J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
    0o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Very good.

    If there's one thing I hate, it's people.


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