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lame lame lame

  • 03-05-2001 10:54am
    #1
    Q_Ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭


    I apologise in advance, this joke is BAD

    There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

    The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

    The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

    Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

    The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say

    "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
    It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    HIT IT!


Comments

  • #2
    Ping Chow Chi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭Ping Chow Chi



    LOL

    I liked it smile.gif


  • #3
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    oh. i see. i never did the whole 'french' thing.


  • #4
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    yeah i think i remember hearing that when i was about 5! tongue.gif
    "just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"


  • #5
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    bwahahahahahaha
    smile.gif
    i feel ashamed

    [This message has been edited by --Kaiser-- (edited 03-05-2001).]


  • #6
    richindub2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    Eeep, very lame :/
    Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
    J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
    0o


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  • #7
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i don't get it tbh


  • #8
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    S-Car-Go...
    Escargot...
    French word for snail????

    Yes, it's lame, but one of thos funny kinds of lame, so I guess that's ok.


    All the best!
    Dav
    @B^)

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