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Ahh, Lightbulb jokes :)

  • 23-04-2001 05:17PM
    #1
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭


    How many students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
    How many UCC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.


    How many CIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two, One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he
    did it as well as any UCC student could.


    How many DCU students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Eleven, one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the
    experience.


    How many Tralee IT students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, Kerry doesn't have electricity.


    How many UCD students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two, One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the
    pressure.


    How many WIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Only one, but he gets six credits for it.


    How many Athlone IT students does it take to change a
    lightbulb?

    None, Westmeath looks better in the dark.


    How many Trinity students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him


    How many UL students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Three, One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off
    the old one.


    How many Sligo IT students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    All of them, they've got nothing else to do anyway.


    How many Tallaght students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two, One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if
    they were at a better college the lightbulb wouldn't go out.


    How many DIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Seven, One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party
    because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.


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