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New Taxes explained

  • 16-04-2001 6:43pm
    #1
    Keeks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭


    The only thing that the Government has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is ****ed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

    Effective January 1, 2002, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as Follows:

    10"-12" Luxury Tax
    8"-10" Pole Tax
    5"-8" Privilege Tax
    4"-5" Nuisance Tax


    Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

    PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

    Issues still under consideration are as follows:

    Are there penalties for early withdrawal?

    Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

    Are condoms deductible as work clothes?



Comments

  • #2
    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boddah


    hehe, LOL smile.gif
    Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!


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