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Dodgy, but I liked it....

SantaHoe · 2001-04-02 04:05:00

A man walked up to a little old lady rocking in a chair on her porch. I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he said. "What's your Secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food,…

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A man walked up to a little old lady rocking in a chair on her porch.

I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he said.
"What's your Secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she said.
"I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, and never exercise,
and do pills on the weekend."

That's amazing," said the man, "how old are you?'

"Twenty-four."

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#2 02-04-2001 4:56am

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pld

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#3 03-04-2001 4:44pm

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That's a classic lol

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#4 03-04-2001 4:52pm

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lol
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#5 03-04-2001 5:03pm

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heeh

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#6 03-04-2001 5:47pm

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very good

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#7 05-04-2001 10:43pm

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lol!!!!!!!!

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